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crispysnakes:

yesthisisbird:

alemurllama:

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE. Some wild birds were going crazy outside this morning while I was tryin to sleep so i went to investigate (chase them away) and found our resident eastern carpet python chillin in the waterpots. This guy is a regular so he is really relaxed around people, i dont think ive ever seen him strike or even go into position, so he lets you get super close (just squirmy if you try to touch him).
Hes only just woken up with the warmer weather weve been having so hopefully he finds some nice meals to fatten him up soon, although he seems to be in really good condition (correct me if im wrong) ! :>

sorry for the crappy iphone pics !

wrong blog, i dont know how to use tumblr app pls forgive me

So jelly you get neighborhood visitors like these!

sodomymcscurvylegs:

bootlegprecious:

versacekardashian:

toyota:

toyota:

Remember that time Laura Bozzo was talking to the ashes of this woman’s husband

& then the husband was not really dead, Laura brought him to the show & the younger girl (his other wife) fainted & then he said that he was in a car crash & had lost his memory so he didn’t remember any of the two women in the set. BUT THEN Laura told everyone that he was lying & he was not in a car crash & that he had not lost his memory. she said that he had sold his truck & gave the money to another wife he had ( a third family) and then she proceeded to show the video tape of him with his 3rd wife

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You can’t make this shit up, it’s glorious.

Spanish T.V. is on another level.

sunshinychick:

saddeer:

immigrantgirls:

#lit

classic

dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life 

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

squibly:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

The fall of a king

(Source: obvious-electricity)

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